Bro-code

Yes, the bro code is a true thing. It may not be written down (actually it is now in the book below) but it is a spoken law between men with certain rules.


There are a few very important bro codes that ever bro should know:
1.)Bros before hoes- the most important rule if you want to keep popularity, friends, and respect. Never leave hanging out with the boys to go be with your girlfriend.

2.)Ex's are off limits-ALWAYS. No bending this rule. No exceptions. Even if your bro gives your permission. Some people may say "after four months they're fair game" but that is not true!

3.)Every other Urinal-when in the bathroom "draining the main vain" dont take the urinal next to a bro, you can wait or find a stall. Exceptions: if the bro is a very close friend or if you have showered with this person after a sports activity.

4.)If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave- This is what makes us bros not chicks.

Breaking the bro code results in instant combustion as below. Don't test the system.